Source: There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. And it takes a real bright spark to come up with these electrical jokes and puns.But there’s another stereotype that needs to be dealt with.Likely you’ve heard the phrase “German engineering” more than a few times in your life and there’s a popular misconception that it equals good reliability.I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber.Chem students do it on the table periodically You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! Because your cute Are you my Appendix, cause I have a gut feeling I should take you out. The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the Satellite dish and now they get hundreds of high def channels.Three engineers and three mathematicians are on a train going to a conference. The conductor knocks on the door of the lavatory and says "Ticket, please." At which point the engineers slide the one ticket through a ventilation slot and the conductor punches it.
The mathematicians think this looks like a good trick and decide to try it on the train ride back home. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group fell silent for a moment. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. If i was an enzyme, i'd be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes Are you made of copper and tellurium?Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second... I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.For a while afterwards, Mercedes and VW managed to stay near the top in reliability rankings. In the 1980s and 90s the most reliable models ended up coming from Honda, Toyota, Acura, Infiniti and Lexus.“Back then, the cars like the Beetle were pretty simple. Initial Quality is measured after 90 days of a new car’s purchase. Power’s rankings in the past are entirely trivial and are not related to actual vehicle quality at all says Karl Brauer from .When started its Long-Term Reliability Tests and Initial Quality Index tests way back in 1972, German brands like Volkswagen and Mercedes-Benz came out on top.